So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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