If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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