love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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