The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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