you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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