All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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