I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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