My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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