I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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