You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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