Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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