Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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