redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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