it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
