i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
