so explain again why im purple
no
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
