Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
My life is pants optional.
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