Midget sex pt 2 tonight
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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