I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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