i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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