the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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