dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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