We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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