Don't you send me to vm
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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