look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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