I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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