I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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