Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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