he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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