He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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