Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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