yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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