Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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