Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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