how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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