looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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