soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
