do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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