I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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