FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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