what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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