just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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