i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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