it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm having to shit out rocks
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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