How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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