Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
This is classic penis vs brain.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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