is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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