Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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