found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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