Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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