I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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