Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
A+ Viking dick
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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