Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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