We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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