with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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