The maid of honor just puked.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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