i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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